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Glad you were just joking about the tetrahydrozoline
An urban legend suggests that tetrahydrozoline can cause violent diarrhea if administered orally, such as by putting a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting person's beverage. However, the actual results may be worse, varying from severe nausea and vomiting to seizures or a coma. Diarrhea is not a side effect
Earl Grey is perfect on its own. I recommend drinking it from the very best cup you possess.